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LITTLE SISTERS - Gladly doing what you tell them for 18 years


TAGS: bird sisters
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Dirtball

JesusWept - August 5, 2013, 9:15 pm
Which one is you?
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:46 pm
i am being serious when i say this is an actual ph**o of my sister and me. i have never seen this ph**o before but it is without a doubt my sister and me.
HEATHERSCH - July 27, 2012, 5:44 pm
This is a picture of my sister and me!! I am so curious to find out where this ph**o came from!!! hahah this is SO crazy!!!


HOLD DOWN F11 - I'm going to hell for this. I just know it.


TAGS: yet another quake rocked haiti today the capitol was destroyed damage estimates were in the tens of dollars
Rating: 4.52/5

More motifakes by Dude 4515

Thedge - August 31, 2014, 11:07 pm
Me too. Once more ! 5 large duck dingi!
JesusWept - November 30, 2012, 8:26 am
LMFAO!! Good one! 5 pts!
Airman - February 24, 2011, 5:06 pm
along the same line of thinking.. this really worked well
vasilache - July 5, 2010, 5:07 am
did you heard about the family that moved from Haiti to Chile? they were afraid of quakes
Hawamleh - June 21, 2010, 9:13 pm
Sir I would like to High five you for that one.
Produceman117 - February 2, 2010, 6:05 pm
I'm facepalming with a smile. 5L.
Faceplant31 - February 2, 2010, 5:56 pm
Thats the point Dr. F
Dr. Festerpus - February 2, 2010, 5:05 pm
When i did it vista had a f***ing seizure
cheesypoofs - January 28, 2010, 7:33 pm
thats awesome!
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:12 pm
One more time...
lesterinside - January 26, 2010, 8:11 pm
Yes, so BAD!!! So am I!!!!!! LMAO...
Bovee - January 26, 2010, 4:05 pm
that makes my faves. 5l
myhouseinthewoods - January 26, 2010, 3:16 pm
very funny stuff you have here
Ed-Hyde - January 26, 2010, 2:02 pm
Sent this one to everyone in my office. A tragedy at this level, you either laugh or go insane. Since we are all crazy already . . .
Airman - January 26, 2010, 1:15 pm
this is the funniest one we have seen in quite some time. AMSOME
Faceplant31 - January 26, 2010, 12:56 pm
This poster is fukcing amsome! Kudos Dude. Worlogog quit being a douche, if you can't find humor in this just STFU and move on!
Lincoln - January 26, 2010, 11:03 am
f***ing awesome! LMAO
DreMagnum - January 26, 2010, 8:21 am
Ahhh Worlogog, why ya got to be like that? Its a joke dude.
Worlogog - January 26, 2010, 8:08 am
Yes. Yes, you are. Ik hope the next 7-9 quake hits your f*cking family.
HareRama - January 26, 2010, 5:54 am
Haha,hilarious.d***...I laughed too.
Dude 4515 - January 25, 2010, 11:41 pm
YYYEEEAAAHHH!!!!!!! my first top five poster!
rerun - January 25, 2010, 8:21 pm

save me a seat Dude4515, I laughed
Claire - January 25, 2010, 7:42 pm
Hehe.. that was fun. 5L!
GreyScorpion - January 25, 2010, 7:29 pm
rat bastard!!! now my screen won't quit shaking at richter 7!!
nutsmcbutts - January 25, 2010, 7:11 pm
classy bro, 5ls on dissun
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:45 pm
I seriously can't stop doing this.
Bartimaeus - January 25, 2010, 5:03 pm
That's hilarious! I keep coming back to this one...5L
BoneCD - January 25, 2010, 5:00 pm
5 shaking poodles! *now if I could only vote between the tremors*
LogicDude - January 25, 2010, 4:29 pm
Pour me a beer...I'm right behind you apparently. I LOL'd...
know_it_all - January 25, 2010, 4:15 pm
holy **** on windows it makes the screen look like an earthquake because it switches from window to fullscreen back and forth really quick. hilarious! gratuitous win, 5/5
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 4:14 pm
but macs suck
Derek - January 25, 2010, 3:58 pm
F11 on most Macs turns the sound down.
DreMagnum - January 25, 2010, 3:40 pm
is it sad I had to hold down f11 just to see what this meant
CANADA - January 25, 2010, 3:35 pm
LMAO!
zammuelist - January 25, 2010, 2:56 pm
Nicely done 5/5


STAR WARS - It didn't need to be modernized. Now, let's talk about Stark Trek...


TAGS: deadpool star wars nerd paradise false prophet and lots of it
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Alixian - September 5, 2011, 8:22 am
Kids wear Superman pyjamas, Superman wears Chuck Norris Pyjamas, Chuck Norris wears Deadpool pyjamas. Deadpool is so cool he makes absolute zero look like 4000 Kelvin
Mooooooooooooooooooo - April 20, 2010, 2:16 am
Your parents were related before they got married...weren't they?
SerpentMaster - April 20, 2010, 2:10 am
@aerofiend: You're not a nerd just because you know someone as awesome and legendary as Deadpool
aerofiend - February 12, 2010, 6:03 pm
@TheTrashHeap & Moooooo: A Dead pool is a a betting pool on how long it will take someone to die. In Deadpool's case, he can't die, so he became the Deadpool. (Sorry I'm a Nerd.)
Bartimaeus - January 14, 2010, 10:28 pm
The greatest comic hero/villain the genre has ever known.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:37 am
My thoughts exactly.
TheTrashHeap - January 14, 2010, 8:24 am
WTF is a deadpool?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 14, 2010, 8:21 am
That's it!!!.....sorry Bart, You drew the short straw.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:12 pm
Well, you haven't gotten rusty...but your stripes are looking a little gray. lol
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
Last few days I haven't been able to comment from work...java errors or some BS...so I'm getting in a few jabs from home now!!!
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:07 pm
I saw* Dammit! My problem is acting up.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 9:04 pm
LD FTW I something like this coming...but that was a flawless execution.lol I wish we could give comments 5 XD
LogicDude - January 13, 2010, 9:02 pm
Hey - I didn't tell anyone what I saw in the shower after gym class Bart so don't blame m- oh...'typos'...my bad.
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 8:25 pm
Thanks, guys. I'm glad you like it...despite my little problem. lol
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 6:44 pm
I already did!
R.S.Jake - January 13, 2010, 6:12 pm
Say it's an Amsome Effing Poster! SAY IT! 5L's!
Faceplant31 - January 13, 2010, 5:46 pm
Eh eff it Bart. Amsome poster 5L
Bartimaeus - January 13, 2010, 5:23 pm
Godd*** typos!


CHOPPERS - I wonder how often he cleans the bugs out of his armpits.


TAGS: motorcycles choppers bikes bikers
Rating: 3.58/5

More motifakes by okami

thecrotchetyoldcynic - September 26, 2012, 12:28 pm
Dude, he's ready to go hang gliding.
EmilioDumphque - September 23, 2012, 12:12 am
Apehangers! Illegal for decades. Your arms go to sleep, but some of these dopes persisted.
James - October 8, 2009, 5:18 pm
Then a sharp turn comes....
Ronski - October 6, 2009, 6:44 pm
ROFLMAO


D - 6 A HIT! -


TAGS: battleship with sh**s no losers
Rating: 4.95/5

More motifakes by Airman

forseti - October 7, 2011, 9:40 am
that's a must-have!


UNDERSTANDING WOMEN - Volume One


TAGS: women understanding volume one
Rating: 4.96/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

Swampfox - February 7, 2014, 5:15 am
I was enjoying the show...
Sho - February 6, 2014, 2:36 am
XD
lgvernon - February 5, 2014, 9:23 pm

Thanks for commenting on this, Steve; I missed it. This problem has been solved.
steve1961 - February 5, 2014, 8:12 pm
Who rants over a 2-3 year old poster? Call me ***ist but when are trolls female? And with a name like whatevergirl, shouldn't she be more like 'whatever?' and less psycho-lizzie-borden?
manos - February 5, 2014, 6:02 pm
what's up little biatch? were you b***hurt? any mature woman would laugh with this...
Swampfox - December 12, 2013, 3:34 pm
...or a tampon?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 12:18 pm
Oh sweety, who hurt you? Can we get you a tissue? Or a midol?
GaryO - December 12, 2013, 8:58 am
Beggin’ strip?
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:52 am
We'll see. :)
thatonechick - December 12, 2013, 8:51 am
Listen here, wench, I think we all agree that you don't wanna be here and we don't want you here. Why don't you go away while the grownups talk? Come back when you grow a sense of humor.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 12, 2013, 8:14 am
Lots of people these days, the site has changed a lot. But it's good to see you back, I hope you stick around.
Greeny - December 12, 2013, 5:40 am
Your hair looks nice
whatevergirl - December 12, 2013, 3:57 am
To the two faggots that replied to me and to anyone else who replies to me. I will still be right no matter what you say, You leaving areply (no matter what it says) means you agree with me, You're not worth anything to anyone, And you all need to die.
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 11:23 pm
Who else gets on Motifake and tells people to calm down?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 8:02 pm
Hey you...If that's you. How have you been?
thatonechick - December 11, 2013, 6:58 pm
Calm down, yo. It's not that bad
Mooooooooooooooooooo - December 11, 2013, 6:48 pm
LMAO!
spacedog - December 11, 2013, 5:52 pm
See you in another 28 days.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:45 pm
And don't bother leaving a reply to me, Because I won't bother to read it. I'll still be right and you'll still be wrong. And that's the truth.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:43 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think that because you don't think at all.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
We're not. Guys are and they always will be, and you just proved that. So, f*** off, get cancer and die (Just like all guys should) I'm right.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:41 pm
Which makes them stupid. And doing douchebag **** like this to females, Just proves my point.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:40 pm
Again, You're Retarded. just like every guy.
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Says the guy who'll never get ***. :P
whatevergirl - December 11, 2013, 3:39 pm
Retarded good for nothing guy as usual. You only think because you don't think at all.
Swampfox - December 4, 2013, 4:57 am
If girls weren't such dingbats ...
rerun - December 3, 2013, 8:04 pm

guys aren't stupid, we just tend to think with the wrong head
whatevergirl - December 2, 2013, 9:17 pm
Only retards think this is funny. It's not our fault that guys are stupid.
rasicar - May 20, 2011, 5:36 pm
That's Cliff's Notes...
longnose - May 19, 2011, 8:30 am
LOL!!!!! nice one
steph1 - May 17, 2011, 5:05 am
this looks like the small print edition - the complete set is 36 volumes - good luck


M o n s t e r s -


TAGS: monsters spammers trolls site hijackers etc
Rating: 4.94/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

ughomer - September 23, 2013, 5:06 pm
260 were mine, GaryO!
GaryO - September 23, 2013, 2:32 pm
Shyt, Bobb, you found the 'share' motherlode


FINALLY - A book about understanding women


TAGS: book of understanding women
Rating: 4.44/5

More motifakes by house

Titanpb - July 3, 2011, 8:40 pm
this has been done http://www.motifake.com/134859
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:03 pm
'making sense' mess up their argument***. d*** English fail
Sho - June 21, 2011, 6:02 pm
Don't bother. Women don't let simple things such as 'sense' messing up their argument. They always win
Cyberhagen - June 21, 2011, 1:03 pm
I thought it was the US tax code..
Verdeckt - June 21, 2011, 4:26 am
isn't that just like a woman to point out our short comings.... Stupid evidence :)
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:47 am
so... why do we botter? X_x aaaa!!! I want to understand!!
DonPandon - June 21, 2011, 1:46 am
we won't because they dont want to be understood in the first place =P
steph1 - June 20, 2011, 6:58 am
no matter how many times you guys try (#134859) .....you'll never understand
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 6:42 am
*of
Verdeckt - June 20, 2011, 2:54 am
That IS the table if contents
Greeny - June 19, 2011, 9:13 pm
...even the table of contents is messed up
Reality Lord - June 19, 2011, 8:36 pm

...and all the pages are blank.


MARS ROVER'S FIRST PICTURE - I guess we should have known.


TAGS: marvin mars rover
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Swampfox

MissPriss - August 6, 2012, 7:18 pm
I saw this in the approval line up and hoped the mods did just that. Laughed so hard cuz only the government could spend so much money for an epic ph**obomb!


INTERVENTION - If you know of, or are, one of these people please get a life or switch to twitter.


TAGS: characters help facebook twitter
Rating: 4.84/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - March 20, 2013, 9:04 am
Booze, really? The strongest thing we get up here are slurpees and those weiners that no one really knows how long they've been there.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 19, 2013, 8:13 pm
The rare times I go, I'd say #7 and #11 describe me best. Wait... 7 eleven? Coincidence those two numbers are the name of a little shop that sells booze? }:)
MissPriss - March 15, 2013, 11:26 pm
damm maibe there is somthing afterall for the need of aspel check...bahaha!
hcs308709 - March 15, 2013, 9:39 pm
You must mean arbriTory Spelling, or have you switched to Twitter since you can't spell either
MissPriss - March 13, 2013, 8:43 am
Oquit braggin' about yourself forseti...where ya been?
forseti - March 13, 2013, 6:46 am
flawless! ;)
MissPriss - March 2, 2013, 9:20 am
We share the same one! Where'da think I got the skinny on ya dude...teehee thanks for dropping by.
Rudedog - March 2, 2013, 12:33 am
Sometimes you get to revealing. I think you're in cahoots with my therapist.
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:21 pm
Read #12...bahahaha!
MissPriss - March 1, 2013, 3:20 pm
Ich danke Ihnen sehr, mein Führer...teehee
Vinxman - March 1, 2013, 2:44 pm
Don't forget #17, the Grammar Nazi, who would point out that in #16, "every day" should be two words, not one.


SPACEBOOK - Even HERE it's not safe for work!


TAGS: darth vader tool stormtrooper starwars facebook
Rating: 3.95/5

More motifakes by Chopperliscious

DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 1:05 pm
Thats why we have a facebook group now
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 12:07 pm
Touche, Random.
MrRandom - October 26, 2009, 12:00 pm
You could, but then you would just sound stupid. It's how life works.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:58 am
Fact is, getting Facebook involved exposes Motifake to more people... more people, more money. It's a win-win for Mr. M. Can't argue for that.
Chopperliscious - October 25, 2009, 8:37 pm
Thanks Agz. From now on it's Googles policy of "Do no evil" and chasing an honest click. The Webmaster fully wants us to use facebook - which isn't black hat - unless It's garnering votes ( which I did and repent of ). Honest clicks clickity clack.
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:30 pm
Look at the company you're in right now on the top 7... this poster is worth it without getting "help"
agdaniele - October 25, 2009, 4:29 pm
I really like this poster... a lot. But, to ask friends for 5L ratings? That doesn't make it a better poster. Just know in your heart that it's good, and let the ratings fall where they may.
Eugene - October 25, 2009, 1:41 am
Full of win, this is


YOGAPTHY -


TAGS: yoga masters relation techniques just get drunk
Rating: 4.98/5

More motifakes by Reality Lord

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 11, 2013, 1:44 am
Some of the homeless in my neighborhood do those poses, hah-ha.
lesterinside - September 1, 2012, 11:35 pm
Bwahahahahaha. 5L
pratham - December 29, 2011, 1:44 pm
brilliant..
SunnyDay - December 25, 2010, 11:34 am
I'm bowing to the master, this is the greatest poster EVER ! 5L of course
Nagard - October 30, 2010, 7:50 pm
Hilarious! Just plain awesome!
rerun - October 30, 2010, 6:59 pm

greatness
ICEMAN - October 30, 2010, 6:40 pm
5 chakras
crankyhead - October 30, 2010, 6:12 pm
LOL!


ATHEISTS - The Real Ghostbusters


TAGS: atheist atheists ghostbusters religion
Rating: 1.46/5
James - October 31, 2008, 1:43 pm
Americans! Better then everyone else! :)
.. - September 26, 2008, 11:22 pm
you will probably find that alot of people think americans are retarded, and barely any of them are mindless drones. You can blame bush, the iraq war and all those obnoxious, think they're better than everyone else, culturally insensitive americans
K-Smooth - September 24, 2008, 10:54 am
Hilarious. Absolutely hilarious. Well done indeed!
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:56 pm
Not thing. Think. Minor typo, amended.
Captain Douchebag - September 14, 2008, 9:55 pm
So, tell me, do you really feel that way about America, or are you one of those mindless drones that goes along with what other people thing because you're too f***ing stupid to be independent in thought?
IndiaRulz - September 14, 2008, 9:42 pm
The most retarded thing I've ever seen, and that includes Americans
Alexiel - September 10, 2008, 3:39 pm
sth strange in the neighburhood, next time THINK about it.


DADD - nuff said


TAGS: dadd dad s against daughters dating
Rating: 4.62/5

More motifakes by slurzup

Thedewd - October 12, 2017, 12:33 pm
There is a reason fathers want son. When you have a son, you only have to worry about one who-ha, When you have a daughter, you have to worry about ALL OF THEM...
slurzup - December 9, 2011, 6:13 pm
sorry to hear!
Zcorrecttheory - October 10, 2011, 9:21 pm
D: I want my dad to join.


FAGS - A inconsiderate person who often rides Harley Davidsons


TAGS: bikers south park
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by Ashley Brewer

bikerchic2011 - April 29, 2012, 6:58 am
And your SO brave that you would walk up to this guy and say that to his face...lol YUP..your a douche my friend...oh, Im sorry, your a nonharley having douche...lol
Jericho - November 22, 2009, 4:38 pm
Yep, That Guy Is A Total Fag...Taking A Picture With All His Faggy Friends. Freakin Fags.


SPIDERS - The common ground between grown men and little girls.


TAGS: spiders scary girls men
Rating: 3.18/5

More motifakes by Zephirenth

falloutghoul - January 21, 2012, 1:22 pm
Mother. Of. God.
RAWR - December 11, 2009, 5:13 pm
O.O'


Rock Paper Scissors -




DADS AGAINST DATING DAUGHTERS -




MUSCLE CARS -


TAGS: muscle cars
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by fancyface313

spacedog - July 2, 2012, 3:29 am
Wow. As of July 1st 2012, 143-facebook shares, and 53-votes: this guy's one and only poster. Buen hombre. I'm obviously over-thinking things. Dos cervezas por favor!
M0rd3kaI - March 20, 2012, 7:44 pm
Excellent poster... worthy of 750HP (fancy talk for 5L) now... if only it was a Chevy...
GaryO - March 20, 2012, 9:20 am
‘Roar, not whistle’….n-i-c-e Great first poster, Fancy! There’s a least 5 lions under that hood.


UGLY STEPSISTERS - They're not ugly. They're just drawn that way.


TAGS: ugly wicked evil stepsiter stepsiters cinderella walt disney disneyland
Rating: 2.7/5

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Fatt Matt - July 28, 2009, 12:56 pm
It's funny, I don't even have to wait for the poster to load. See the name - vote it 1...


JAY CUTLER - Meet Clay Matthews




CHRISTIANITY - Peace Love Acceptance


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars baptist westboro
Rating: 3.24/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:09 am
They actually have a good point and they are clearly not bothered about your feelings
rerun - November 11, 2010, 9:13 am

These people are a disgrace to any religion. They protest at military funerals, weddings, just about evrything. They seem to preach hate and the opposite of what religion is supposedly about.
TheTrashHeap - November 11, 2010, 9:08 am
They worship Christ, that makes them Christians. These folks belong to the westboro baptist church and they love them some Jesus... (and hate them some queers.)
Joseph DeMartino Jr. - November 10, 2010, 11:12 pm
these are NOT christians. there some nuts that hate evrybody. there so evil the frickin kkk rejects and relations with them!
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 7:49 am
Dozens of different christians hate each other. Can't even agree under the same god.
Fenrir - March 6, 2010, 3:25 am
Christians hate these people. I know because I hate these people.
faulty switch - October 3, 2009, 1:15 am
mrbombastic. with people this dumb and ignorant, natural selection is bound to catch up.
lulz - September 29, 2009, 11:30 am
wtf im Christian but these people are dumb
mrbombastic - September 29, 2009, 11:25 am
These people are not Christian. They are barely even human. This is possibly the one case where I would ever approve of abortion.
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:45 am
poster*
Paul Kondor Poduszlo - August 22, 2009, 6:44 am
These people do not represent any faith I believe in. A more apt wording for this poser would have been "Christianity: You're doing it wrong."
Rollseyes - August 22, 2009, 3:37 am
These are not Christians. These are idiots.
BriaHere - June 27, 2009, 7:40 pm
These people need to be extinct. Soon.
WTF? - June 27, 2009, 7:07 pm
Who the hell are these people?
TTD - June 13, 2009, 3:33 pm
There are 10 million scienetologists in the world, thats 10 million too many...
familyghost - May 15, 2009, 10:43 pm
Extremists make me laugh. As a side note, what did I do to God to make him hate me exactly?
kungfusion - May 15, 2009, 10:41 pm
agreed
Velin - November 28, 2008, 8:22 am
Thats comment I totaly agree with... Too bad someones thing that extremists represent religion
Johnny - October 28, 2008, 5:59 pm
It's just like Islam... you will always have your extremists no matter what organization you're in.


WHAT MATTERS MOST - Is how you see yourself.


TAGS: only one person needs to love you its you kitten lion
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by TheWiceMan

agdaniele - January 7, 2010, 7:51 pm
Not good when you see only one lion!
GreyScorpion - January 7, 2010, 5:12 pm
excellent 5 lions


WINDOW LICKERS -




TECH SAVY SENIORS -


TAGS: elderly computers
Rating: 4.81/5

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MissPriss - March 19, 2013, 10:04 am
I'm sorry to upset you realogic2. A) I haven't even been here a year. B) It would be impossible to review every poster created by any member before they post one D) I would never purposely reclaim someone elses work and...D) it was approved so....
realogic2 - March 18, 2013, 12:42 pm
This post has already been 1-3 years ago on this site. It's amazing how many times stuff gets rehashed on here. Don't worry tho Rerun says it's ok to repost things and call them your own.
MissPriss - March 12, 2013, 11:02 pm
Yep...don't open any new accounts...teehee.
JesusWept - March 10, 2013, 10:24 pm
I always forget my passwords. Now i know how to prevent that LOL. 5 L's
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:25 am
Cuz you're not that old yet Papa!
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
Thanks Bovee
MissPriss - February 27, 2013, 12:24 am
And that's your password to what again.....teehee.
PapaFox - February 26, 2013, 5:24 pm
Dang why didn't I ever think of that! :-D
Bovee - February 26, 2013, 4:42 pm
love this. 5L's
Silverheart - February 26, 2013, 2:46 pm

GENIUS!!! I want to do this now! I'm tired of typing a password that looks like JHOdljfspjgg998.


MOO SHOE -


TAGS: pig cow slippers humor
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - June 20, 2013, 10:45 am

Well, I DID think of you while creating this one...Thank you!~
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 20, 2013, 7:57 am
Sacrilege! 5L


A LONG TIME AGO, IN A GALAXY FAR FAR AWAY... - Wiener Dogs kicked some serious ASS!




ENGINEERS - we solve problems such as: "How do you make an apple computer useful?"


TAGS: calander engineers make macs useful dlm4
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by DLM4

DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
oh ya, and i thank you for the 5L
DLM4 - September 17, 2010, 2:11 am
simply because a problem is solved, does not mean that the solution can not be improved upon. also that which has been fixed has a nasty tendency to become broken again
jameswnash - September 16, 2010, 9:16 pm
if engineers solved problems and fixed everything, wouldn't they be out of work?..5 for the proper use of a mac tho
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:12 am
overlooked by the media in favor of failures that seldomly occur
DLM4 - September 16, 2010, 12:08 am
engineers solve problems, it's what we do. society presents us with a problem or challenge and it is our job to find a solution that is cost effective and efficient. sadly the many engineering marvels that are constantly being created are almost always
agdaniele - September 16, 2010, 12:04 am
Not in this lifetime.
Iconoclast - September 16, 2010, 12:00 am
Engineers solve problems. When did that start?
Ed-Hyde - September 15, 2010, 1:31 pm
Meh, I like this caption better. 5L, steve jobs is bill gates in disguise.
GreyScorpion - September 15, 2010, 1:29 pm
108489


YODA THE COMEDIAN -


TAGS: yoda star wars wytch
Rating: 4.89/5

More motifakes by Wytch

thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 7, 2011, 6:32 pm
LOL! He DID say that! I laughed so hard at this I almost pissed myself!


Political Correctness -


TAGS: black widow spiders politically correct
Rating: 4.57/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - June 19, 2013, 12:37 pm
Would it sound politically incorrect if I said "they all look the same to me"? heh heh
EmilioDumphque - June 19, 2013, 10:00 am
That's not a Black Widow anyway. It's a Redback, from Australia.


JANGO FETT - Brought a gun to a sword fight.


TAGS: star wars mace windu jango fett jedi kill gun sword lightsaber
Rating: 3.9/5

More motifakes by BMatt

Screamin Daemon - September 18, 2009, 2:04 pm
Excellent picture for an old expression. Nice twist.
... - July 5, 2009, 9:18 pm
Well played.


ROFLSTALIN - Little known cousin of ROFLMAO.


TAGS: mao stalin rofl lol roflstalin roflmao roflcopter lolerskates 1337 dr manhattan cousin
Rating: 3.41/5

More motifakes by Dr. Manhattan

Sean - January 13, 2009, 7:09 pm
P.S.: But on the other hand, Stalin's favorite Stooge was Shemp. So, wadda ya gonna do, eh? Take 'er easssss.
Motifake Wit Liberation Front - January 13, 2009, 7:03 pm
d*** you Mao!!!! You probably even like the later episodes and series where they meet actual ghosts!! That's insanity, you commie bastards!! Scooby Doo used to be the greatest champion of reason over fear. Scrappy was a worthless punk.
Sean - January 13, 2009, 6:50 pm
True Story: The Sino-Soviet Split actually occured over the question of whether or not Scrappy-Doo completely ruined the Scooby-Doo Show. Turns out Mao actually liked Scrappy!?!


CURSES - Foiled again!


TAGS: curses foiled again
Rating: 3.36/5

More motifakes by apauling

Rod - November 4, 2009, 9:06 pm
A practical joke that shields from EMP!
amina - February 11, 2009, 11:11 pm
i thought this one was pretty funny XD
yon - January 5, 2009, 12:23 am
NO!! Bad Bad apauling puns are not funny!
dunc - November 16, 2008, 3:21 pm
...f*** you
wann1e - June 9, 2008, 8:22 pm
so funny!


MOVIE NIGHT IN IRAQ -


TAGS: us soldiers national anthem
Rating: 4.66/5

More motifakes by Airman

opsCOASTIE - October 30, 2011, 3:33 pm
Airman, this gave me chills, this happend to me at an event in D.C. honoring a fallen Shipmate, the entire platoon hummed the ***s because the recording was not working.
Sean - April 9, 2011, 3:02 pm
I'm not very patriotic by their standards. I'd a probably started singing the first time, if only to get it over with. But then again, that just means that Superman 3 would be inflicted on me that much sooner.
Cloudchaser - April 9, 2011, 1:54 am
Sounds like a typical urban legend, but according to truthorfiction.com, this actually happened
WTFO - April 9, 2011, 12:15 am
No surprise here. I'm humbled to serve with great folks every day. The people I work with truly represent the best in all of us.
deerbag - April 8, 2011, 8:04 pm
I wish I had the power to keep the pay flowing while our government is shut down.
TheOne - April 8, 2011, 5:46 pm
Awesome.
quetz - April 8, 2011, 2:29 pm
I served in the Marines, back in the 90's there arent enough ppl anymore reminding us what these soldiers, go through and STILL have discipline and bearing!
NotoriousGIL - April 8, 2011, 2:00 pm
I'm a medic on the Baghdad Embassy compound and while I am sure the military personnel here would do the same, I'm not so sure of all the people that work here...Excellent post Airman!
MilDoc - April 8, 2011, 12:58 pm
Very nice, Airman! 5 crisp salutes!


Old Players -




MODEL CITIZEN - Respecting his neighbor's opinions.


TAGS: guns second amendment neighbors respect house sign arrow
Rating: 3.98/5

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thundal - September 5, 2011, 9:33 am
I'm all for gun control, but wouldn't better education be a stronger deterrent? Also, some people are shocked to find out I have a maglock instead of a doorknob... electricity's a better way to say no~
Derek's a Retard - November 2, 2009, 1:23 am
Oh here's goes the stupid liberal again. I've got a challenge for you, try sneaking into my house and getting my gun, just try.
Derek - October 27, 2009, 6:54 pm
Especially if they stole his guns
mmmBingSoo - October 27, 2009, 2:13 pm
hope someone robs this guys house just to do it for the lulz that would come of it
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 9:34 am
Brilliant. 5.


VIOLENCE AGAINST WOMEN - Wrong 99.99 percent of the time


TAGS: guido jersey shore mtv snookie
Rating: 3.05/5

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Me_ - December 21, 2009, 12:37 pm
Wrong .01 percent of the time.


STAR WARS - The Original Neverending Story


TAGS: star wars story
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by tjhawk

maoworks2 - November 2, 2012, 3:29 pm
Great Pic .


Jeremy Clarkson -


TAGS: jeremy clarkson puncht piers morgan
Rating: 4.81/5

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Bolverk3778 - August 23, 2013, 8:11 am
Still has not had the balls to drive a Bugatti Veyron at full chat. And buys his new cars when the prices are going up and the sells them when the used price is dropping. Genius?? I think not.
Silverheart - August 10, 2013, 6:01 pm

Also often referred to as the Top Gear orangutan... 5Ls


OZZY OSBORNE - The very, very, very early years.




WW2 - I knew there was a good reason why the Germans lost.


TAGS: ww2 germans hitler nazi churchill rock paper scissors
Rating: 3.83/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:08 pm
By the way, my sister taught me that version, if you can believe. And the internet is represented by index finger on one hand going through the other index finger and thumb in an o sign because the internet is for pron, and of course religion is a cross.
nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:02 pm
Actually I play a version of paper rock scissors called "religion, the government, the internet". The internet kills religion, the government stifles the internet, and religion controls the government. And the government's gesture is a nazi salute.
DanteMars - November 3, 2010, 11:51 pm
5 lolz lions. IDk why, but as soon as i saw this i started laughing. Nice one.


ALRIGHT MEOW - Hand over your licenses and registration


TAGS: super troopers
Rating: 2.89/5

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MO - May 24, 2009, 6:43 pm
Giggles....Did you just say....meow?


BATBEAR - Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Na-Na-Na-Na Batbear!


TAGS: batbear batman wtf bears
Rating: 4.67/5

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falloutghoul - November 22, 2011, 5:11 pm
Cubbybears new job!


HAPPY THORSDAY - One more day and then it's hammer time !


TAGS: happy thorsday one more day
Rating: 4.89/5

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theman101101101 - November 6, 2012, 8:38 pm
FREAKING AWESOME 5L XD XD XD XD LOL XD


I SAW A SPIDER -


TAGS: the shivers
Rating: 4.81/5

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BoneCD - June 17, 2013, 8:05 pm
One of my favs of yours RL...5L
Reality Lord - October 28, 2012, 3:15 pm

thank you mr bone...i am not alone in my girly phobias
BoneCD - October 28, 2012, 8:11 am
Yep, big ol bad a** Bone would have done the same thing...5L
Sho - October 6, 2012, 6:22 pm
XD
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 1:36 pm
There is an "n" in my name, It also starts with a capital. AND, it's not common knowledge...Susan. :)
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:58 pm

sho if it's rampant criticism that drives you...get married.LOL
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 12:57 pm

actually rya....now sit down before you finish reading this...you may d*** good posters. i'm sorry that you actually hid behind a facade of cynicism for so many year ....lol. :)
Sho - October 6, 2012, 12:28 pm
It's people like you that pushes me to do better
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 11:52 am
don't thank me, I'm just doing what I do best....criticizing others to hide my shame for being a bad poster creator.
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:57 am

dang ...oh well...corrected over at theshivers.net ...thnx Moooo+
Reality Lord - October 6, 2012, 10:52 am

....d'oh
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 6, 2012, 10:46 am
"I got of some toilet paper" forgot to proof read this on eh? 5 Lyons.


PERMANENT MARKERS - "This won't make you forget the Cat Super Glue incident, will it?"




PADME - If Lord Vader had his way


TAGS: star wars darth vader movie funny
Rating: 3.77/5

More motifakes by american1459

Screamindaemon - August 21, 2009, 2:06 pm
Well...if Vader had his way he wouldn't be all machine at all... but it's still a funny pic.


Buy An E? -


TAGS: milk beer letters change
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - August 1, 2016, 12:12 am
I share my amen from 'cern with ya teehee.
OldIrish - July 31, 2016, 12:27 pm
This gave me a good sermon idea. UP with it!!
MissPriss - July 31, 2016, 11:34 am
thanks 'cern
concern3 - July 31, 2016, 4:20 am
Amen sister, UP yours


Parenting -


TAGS: parenting godfather horse
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by Cannabal

Cannabal - February 24, 2014, 11:43 am
So long as no one mentions Part III, everyones happy.
fascistfrenchman - February 23, 2014, 8:05 pm
Wow - this one is made of awesome. Who doesn't love a Godfather reference?
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 6:54 pm
Yah That's A Good One. Thanks For The Info.
Cannabal - June 26, 2013, 5:29 pm
It's on the internet, therefore it is real.
maoworks2 - June 26, 2013, 2:01 pm
Is This A Real Picture .


SENIOR LIVING - Old football players don't HAVE to retire they can go to the Vikings where no one expects them to win anything.


TAGS: packers vikings football nfl favre
Rating: 3.39/5
NumberXIII - November 9, 2011, 11:27 am
Hey! >:( I'm a Vikings fan! ... And I completely agree...
Devilkin9030 - October 24, 2009, 11:43 pm
Where no one expects them to do anything... And then they have their best season in forever.
Paranoia - August 27, 2009, 4:32 am
I still thinks it says something that after so many years there is still a team who would make him first string. besides who is gonna argue with 10-12 million for 4 months of work?


THE 2ND AMENDMENT -




BEARSHARKTOPUS - Awesome just found a new definition.


TAGS: bearsharktopus
Rating: 3.48/5

More motifakes by Boppick

Treehodger - February 18, 2010, 11:35 pm
omfg, lmao @Sean
Mika - September 23, 2009, 3:23 am
no its a bearktopus o.o or an sharktopusbear?
Sean - September 22, 2009, 11:59 pm
... gangbang Bambi? C'mon? we all know that that's where this was going all along.
MrRandom - September 22, 2009, 11:58 pm
I'd watch it.
BuZZbomb - September 22, 2009, 11:57 pm
Mega-Shark vs. Giant Octopus vs. Gentle Ben
Sean - September 22, 2009, 10:49 pm
AMSOME Look elsewhere. And good luck with that.


AUSTRALIA - And you thought their Spiders were big !!


TAGS: australia spiders big critters centipede
Rating: 2.69/5

More motifakes by MustyK

glen567 - December 25, 2012, 6:49 pm
That centipede isn't from Australia, it's from America.
agdaniele - June 6, 2009, 2:28 pm
LOL.... ladies and gentlemen; LD!
LogicDude - June 6, 2009, 1:56 pm
But does the carpet match the dra**s?
Gorp - June 6, 2009, 10:18 am
Except that thing lives in Arizona. (Red-headed centipede).


if this doesn't work -




R2-D2 COMPUTER CASE - The perfect gift for the Star Wars geek. "Hint, hint."


TAGS: r2 d2 star wars geek
Rating: 4.38/5

More motifakes by twill1962

nicholsjoshua15 - April 4, 2013, 5:30 pm
It's a computer, you can use Xbox 360 controllers with a PC.
zoomer296 - February 16, 2013, 3:34 pm
I want one...
- January 6, 2013, 7:31 am
Sorry, I found the picture on a website of Star Wars computer gear, where it was labeled as a "Computer Case." I don't own an XBox, so I didn't recognize it.
zoomer296 - December 27, 2012, 10:24 pm
That's an XBOX 360.


THERE IS A MARINE CORPS SNIPER HIDING IN THE PICTURE. - Find him before he finds you.


TAGS: marine snipers kill all enemies
Rating: 3.7/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - February 2, 2013, 2:04 am
We're the US Army; we'll just lay down a artillery barrage and mop up what's left behind.
paddy225845 - January 25, 2013, 10:57 am
Too late.
shawoopa - December 23, 2010, 6:22 pm
under the log a little to the left from the centre


SOMETIMES -


TAGS: happy person leave alone
Rating: 4.81/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

dizzypopredux - September 29, 2011, 6:06 am
so true, surprised this showed up randomly like it did, i'm relatively new to the site. Iv'e had this thought in my head pretty recently.
Budog - September 28, 2011, 8:23 pm
True wisdom from the heart, very well said. 5L
mariand - September 28, 2011, 9:21 am
true word5


ARACHNOPHOBIA - I have just developed it.


TAGS: spiders
Rating: 4.41/5

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Darlin - April 24, 2011, 11:05 am
gives me the creeps just looking at it.
Tigrex1995 - November 7, 2010, 5:17 pm
It looks like a giant frickin hairball. If I saw that though I would probably go ballistic


diplomacy -


TAGS: vicious dog will rogers humor
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

concern3 - April 21, 2016, 6:44 am
I love Mr. rogers, UP yours


OCCUPY - Global Warming Protesters


TAGS: occupy global warmin protesters
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by Budog

Altrunchen - September 28, 2013, 1:00 pm
Calvin did...can't you tell?
Budog - December 6, 2011, 9:48 pm
Some people say that global warming is just a snow job...
BOSSthefurry - December 6, 2011, 2:37 pm
Wow I would have lost my mind just doing ONE of them. 5 lions
Derek - December 5, 2011, 9:05 pm
Charlie Brown (you'd have to have seen the early stuff)
Reality Lord - December 5, 2011, 5:42 pm

HUGE lolz!!!
mariand - December 5, 2011, 12:41 pm
I wonder who had the patience to do this...


THE GREEN THING -


TAGS: earth huggers
Rating: 4.86/5

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Krissie - October 2, 2012, 7:15 pm
I'm 39, and I remember a LOT of what's on this. As for the taxi service from mom&dad-haha-I walked from one side of town to the other many times:'I'm walking if you don't take me!' reply:"FINE. NO ONE is stopping you!" sigh...


WEDDING CAKE -




Water on Mars -


TAGS: on mars nasa
Rating: 3.1/5

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moose - June 21, 2009, 4:20 pm
wow someone's trying to be smart.. just take the god d*** joke.
Erecrottod - May 25, 2009, 6:11 pm
Actually, this is the proof GLASS is on Mars. Water is on the Glass. Water does not touch Mars.
Arpaleggia - November 17, 2008, 7:35 pm
I see what you did there. Well done.


Truth In Advertising -




REAL GAMERS -


TAGS: gamers high score
Rating: 4.92/5

More motifakes by Airman

Azzameen85 - August 10, 2011, 1:41 pm
I'm going for the great "01"
CANADA - February 17, 2011, 11:32 pm
too bad you're limited to a 2 digit high score
IgnorantBeauty - February 17, 2011, 11:19 pm
Awesome!
pzykosiz - February 3, 2011, 1:57 am
i'm so gonna do this next time i find one of these. 5L's
Anonymous2 - February 2, 2011, 9:48 pm
Wait, where's the flames that I saw in this picture before? Doc said that when that baby hits 88 mph I was going to see some serious sh**.
autumnspirit - February 2, 2011, 6:38 pm
Bahhahahahah!!!! For real? Fantastic! 5L's!
Reality Lord - February 2, 2011, 1:07 pm

you know.....i'm a gamer.... AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHH awesome


THE BARON - Finds your antics amusing


TAGS: baby wearing an oversized fake monocle
Rating: 4.02/5

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Airman - August 26, 2010, 7:12 pm
bump
EssenceOfJester - May 8, 2010, 11:27 pm
XD That's f***ing hilarious!
Chopperliscious - October 27, 2009, 11:07 am
hehehehehehehehehe
Airman - September 30, 2009, 10:48 am
this is one of my favorites now. Cracks me up


THE RABBIT WILL NEVER WIN -


TAGS: the gambler kenny rogers
Rating: 4.95/5

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spypengen - August 1, 2012, 1:39 am
5L for the song reference and good advice.
CPTinshano - July 30, 2012, 10:45 pm
i loled


SPIDERS -


TAGS: spider problem disappears
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

M0rd3kaI - April 16, 2012, 6:02 pm
Spiders, mystical creatures, so delicate and meticulous. Black widow in the picture if I'm not mistaken, correct me if I'm wrong. Still 5L


Books -




C H I L D R E N - You spend the first year of their lives telling them to stand up and talk and the following 17 years telling them to sit down and shut up.


TAGS: children teenagers standing talking
Rating: 4.41/5

More motifakes by Uthon

Uthon - April 17, 2012, 2:48 am
Read it on a magnet.
dy2012 - April 16, 2012, 3:15 pm
http://www.ebaumsworld.com/jokes/read/80831060/ #3


ORIGINAL GANGSTA - Maybe the Prez should just stick to FarmVille...


TAGS: i think hillary already has vampire wars locked down
Rating: 4.37/5

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nobodyofdistinction - September 4, 2015, 11:48 pm
One man have strength of 100 bears, his sweat is a pilsner beer! When cut out fly a swarm of bees, president vldimir!
LD0ne - May 25, 2010, 4:50 pm
putin would wipe the floor with obama
GreyScorpion - January 6, 2010, 2:41 pm
A Facebook time waster
Fatt Matt - January 6, 2010, 2:40 pm
What's a FarmVille?
R.S.Jake - January 6, 2010, 1:20 pm
Too true! I don't even play Mafia Wars anymore! I get pwnd on an hourly basis! Not fun anymore! I'm going home!


COMMUNITY COLLEGES - A wonderful resource right in your own backyard


TAGS: courses for women
Rating: 4.36/5

More motifakes by Airman

Ed-Hyde - December 16, 2009, 9:21 am
Class 7 is actually an inside joke between the instructor and his wife. Obviously, there are no 'Real Life Testimonials' available.
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 6:06 pm
I hope class seven isnt full yet
Faceplant31 - December 15, 2009, 5:59 pm
ROR, class 2 i can relate to so much it is not even funny!!!!!
R.S.Jake - December 15, 2009, 5:19 pm
Where can my wife sign-up?


FREE TIME - Too much, you have... A real job, you must find...


TAGS: yoda star wars board jedi loser fail owned
Rating: 3.74/5

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Jmac0585 - May 28, 2009, 5:57 pm
Thank you.
Haarakkon - May 28, 2009, 5:27 pm
Excellent.


COMMON WORD ERRORS -


TAGS: poster rejection word errors
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

thecrotchetyoldcynic - August 22, 2013, 2:22 am
Seen something similar in the book "9 Reasons to Punch a Dolphin." They gave some interesting/humorous examples to remember these grammatical rules. I highly recommended that book, bwahahaha!


ROYAL GUARDS - Sometimes the similarities are just to obvious to ignore


TAGS: star wars pope emperor darth vader royal guards catholic
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by jam1977

R.S.Jake - April 14, 2010, 2:56 pm
Duh! Din't you see episodes 2 and 3?
Me_ - April 14, 2010, 2:47 pm
So do the Sith like little boys?


CREEPY NEIGHBORS - The reason doors have locks.


TAGS: creepy neighbors chi mos child molestors mustaches
Rating: 3.72/5

More motifakes by Shuteabaker

Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:45 am
Glass as in the stuff that goes in windows not Gl a** why blank out one of the a's
Zaphodjake - April 8, 2010, 4:44 am
Glass these windows have none


SAD CLOWN -


TAGS: a tribut to our motifake clowns sad clown fear cheers
Rating: 4.57/5

More motifakes by Hawamleh

thecrotchetyoldcynic - April 3, 2013, 2:23 pm
Thanks, Haw. I am not going to be able to sleep tonight either, lol. 5L for a touching yet foreboding motifake.
Valymar - March 9, 2012, 7:09 am
Love this!
Hawamleh - September 29, 2010, 8:37 am
thanks flint, nice one moo :D and chomps dont get picky :)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - September 28, 2010, 2:01 pm
No one mentioned g** clowns....yet, here you are....
Chompers - September 28, 2010, 1:29 pm
I'm not sad, just deranged.
flint - September 28, 2010, 1:27 pm
I gave it 5l, pic & verse makes for a unique poster..nice!
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:53 pm
Thanks
Reality Lord - September 27, 2010, 7:47 pm

solid 5 hammy...nice
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:14 pm
Doesnt Really Talk About Him In Particular, I Just thought the Expression Was The One Needed.
GreyScorpion - September 27, 2010, 7:04 pm
interesting you took the face of maybe the most famous clown of all, Emmett Kelly
Hawamleh - September 27, 2010, 7:01 pm
It Is Original Actually, needed to prove to myself that i still got it, thanks.
Faceplant31 - September 27, 2010, 6:58 pm
Original quote hammy? Either way it is an amsome fake. 5L


CLEMSON - That much better than South Carolina.


TAGS: south carolina game****s tigers
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Jmac0585

LogicDude - July 10, 2009, 8:42 pm
Huhuhuhuhuhuhuhuh....****s... huhuhuhuhuhuhuh
Jmac0585 - July 10, 2009, 6:26 pm
I am glad someone got it.
BoneCD - July 10, 2009, 6:20 pm
Love it!


WRAPPING PAPER TUBES -


TAGS: star wars lightsaber
Rating: 4.9/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zetmonk - February 2, 2012, 5:49 am
Hell yeah indeed!
forseti - February 2, 2012, 2:35 am
hell yeah!


STUPID HIPPY - If you were at work this would not have happened.


TAGS: hippy occupy protest cops pepperspray
Rating: 3.33/5

More motifakes by Fasternu426

TerrorAustralis - June 5, 2012, 4:18 am
in soviet russia, propaganda creates YOU. seriously though, mislabelling protesters as hippies shouldnt be an excuse for something which REALLY belongs on politifake, regardless of how funny/true it is
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:50 pm
Oh god! I've been corrupted by my kids! I can't believe I actually said that...or that I actually recognized the character!
Tarapin - June 4, 2012, 3:42 pm
Is that Hermoine?
djinnyf - March 30, 2012, 4:36 pm
Luv the comments, guys... xx
Buzzramjet - February 11, 2012, 1:05 am
Job? You mean the ones the CEO's have shipped to China? The ones where they pay the employees 1 dollar a day, and no health, no safety, no retirement, and any talk of unions is a 12 year prison sentence. THAT JOB?
rodangol - January 14, 2012, 6:45 pm
Wasn't that the Berkely incident where it was mostly college students?
Greeny - December 7, 2011, 11:04 pm
what hippy?
calvin5040 - December 7, 2011, 7:19 pm
what jobs?


ANCIENT PEOPLE WORSHIPPED THE SUN - But now we came to our senses and we worship a carpenter from 2000 years ago.


TAGS: sun worship
Rating: 3.2/5

More motifakes by lucasliso

toad36 - September 17, 2015, 3:56 pm
Steal a quote from the Simpsons and add a picture of the Sun. Clever.


older sisters -




ATHEISM - Checkmate


TAGS: prayer jesus god stupid atheist christian religion catholic church star wars
Rating: 3.42/5

More motifakes by gonepostal42

Sociopath - July 14, 2013, 5:11 am
Maybe he's all of those things, if there is eternal hell and then i presume it will be filled up.
agdaniele - July 20, 2010, 12:17 am
Or, just click on the next poster and bypass agenda.
colt45103 - July 19, 2010, 7:08 pm
Read "The Problem with Pain" by C. S. Lewis - God created man with a free will, man by his choices creates evil.
DreMagnum - October 27, 2009, 12:08 am
I always equal 5 lions
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Dre=5L!
agdaniele - October 27, 2009, 12:00 am
Thanks to separation of church and state, they can equally provide it in tandem.
DreMagnum - October 26, 2009, 11:58 pm
religious posters= 1 flame war, politifakes = 1000000000000000 flame wars
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:55 pm
I guess i was wrong in that thread. I thought politics was the root of ALL evil.
agdaniele - October 26, 2009, 11:52 pm
What a timely example that religious motifakes could easily reach, if not surpass, politifakes as the troublemaker fuel.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 11:51 pm
d***...there's some hostility in here.
harlo - October 26, 2009, 10:15 pm
jaubrey, oh, I understand your God. He was created by humans because he would be too much of an a**hole (and too stupid) to exist. anyone, your all-knowing God knows we can't decide for ourselves. Fail.
Bartimaeus - October 26, 2009, 9:17 pm
Like calculus jk
Jaubrey - October 26, 2009, 9:14 pm
He's beyond any understanding we think we might have.
_Wolfie_ - April 24, 2009, 9:02 am
Or he's out playing polo with the angels
anyone - December 2, 2008, 10:39 am
Or he just wants to give you the chance to decide by yourself.


5 People Of Different Races -


TAGS: racial relations diversity color people
Rating: 4.68/5

More motifakes by Greybeard

NickDahlmier - February 15, 2016, 9:19 pm
True... But a definite sign of a more sophisticated culture is NOT celebrating criminal actions.
Pikeman - November 6, 2015, 8:42 am
Race is not an indication of class.
mizzdizz - October 29, 2015, 11:55 am
Having friends from all different walks of life, that's normal, right? Good one GB! 5L!
Bandit5906 - October 29, 2015, 11:38 am
It happens every day, but the news media won't report what doesn't fit their model!


LARGEST ARMY -


TAGS: american hunters
Rating: 4.28/5

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Krustbag - December 19, 2014, 11:22 am
There are lots of hunters in Canada too, we are very well armed.
maoworks2 - December 22, 2011, 7:37 am
Send This To The Clowns Up In Canada !!.
rerun - January 5, 2011, 7:52 pm

yeah, sure
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:51 pm
sorry about caps been up for 2 days 2 young lady friends 1 dressed as reindeer 1 as Bullwinkle dont know who to ride next
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:49 pm
sorry about the caps been up for 3 days have 2 young ladies over 1 dressed like reindeer the other like Bullwinkle dont know which one to ride next
Faceplant31 - January 5, 2011, 7:20 pm
WHAT DID YOU SAY MOOOOOOOOOOOOO? MY EARS ARE STILL FUHKING BLEEDING!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - January 5, 2011, 7:19 pm
Stop yelling! We can read your senseless comments just fine without the Caps.
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 7:16 pm
Sh** REINDEER BY ACCIDENT SORRY SANTA LUCKILY IT WASNT RUDOLPH
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:26 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL.WHERE'S ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S.SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE THEY WILL LOVE YOU IN MIDDLE EAST
kokonoodles - January 5, 2011, 11:23 am
OIL IS FOSSIL FUEL. WHERES ALL THE OIL?THOSE PEOPLE KILLED THE DINOSAUR'S SEND P.E.T.A.OVER THERE TO PROTEST.
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:51 am
Guys, seriously, your swear-censor needs help...
Kspace - January 5, 2011, 8:50 am
If you're actually hunting with the intention of eating the meat and/or using the carcass for something other than crass trophies, sure.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 2:15 am
I am sure Mr Chan from Hong Kong,living in California has the Defence of switzerland close to his heart? (or maybe his intrests in firearms encouraged him to open a debate on Sig sauer?) of which has little relevance to this poster?
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:58 am
As I said, once again I do apologise!!! in future I'll only comment on subjects I know very little about?!
AdmiralAckbar - January 5, 2011, 1:44 am
It's a matter of national security can be taken another way...Just saying
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:42 am
I do apologise, It was an attempt at humour, Having spent 12 years as a Royal Marine I have worked with "ARMY 95" in the past. the comment was regarding the swiss people wanting to disolve the armed forces!!
Lionel Chan - January 5, 2011, 1:29 am
Er.. Swiss had compulsory military service - meaning pretty much everyone had used or own a Sig sauer some point in their life. They also had one of the highest gun ownership on the planet.
pointer - January 5, 2011, 1:10 am
Except the Swiss would have had a small pocket knife with a spoon,screwdriver, tin openers etc.
Laoch - January 4, 2011, 11:28 pm
Same reason why Germany left Switzerland alone.
Donkasaurus - January 4, 2011, 3:39 pm
These days they would also have to worry about people in the city hanging off their balcony and peppering them with 9mm's lol. love the poster.


CHEWY - he will protect you but watch out he will also chew on your sofa




UNDERAPPRECIATED - Fred Astaire is considered a legend of dance, yet Ginger Rogers did everything that he did, except backwards and in high heels.


TAGS: fred astaire ginger rogers
Rating: 4.42/5

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nicholsjoshua15 - April 26, 2016, 11:42 pm
Fred was an acrobat, dancer, guitarist, pianist, and an expert in performance art. He was very smart and deserves all of the praise he gets. I'm sick an tired of women trying to demean the things men do.
GaryO - May 9, 2015, 10:45 am
there's a lotta unsung heroes from back in the day...angus90 made good posters


A CAREER'S LEGACY -


TAGS: engineers may suck but lawyers lick
Rating: 4.8/5

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Anything - April 18, 2010, 2:39 pm
think of one, or copypasta a joke onto MSpaint and make a poster.
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 10:28 pm
how long does it take for you people to come up with these really good ones?
spacedog - April 15, 2010, 7:45 pm
Agreed. Good one Ice, 5Ls.
Airman - April 15, 2010, 11:41 am
good one ice
ICEMAN - April 15, 2010, 11:27 am
Thanks Kids. And for what its worth Face, the brew is always cold & on *** at my place. ;)
Faceplant31 - April 15, 2010, 10:41 am
Nice one Ice! @ Bone - Howsa bout you and ice get together and figure out a way to keep the beer cold and always on ***. The motifam will be able to keep y'all company.
BoneCD - April 15, 2010, 7:34 am
That's 5 Ice!!!! As an engineer, I'm sure I'm going to hell...
forseti - April 15, 2010, 3:33 am
love it!
SerpentMaster - April 15, 2010, 2:20 am
geniuss
CANADA - April 15, 2010, 1:59 am
ahahahaha! thats great!


BLUES BROTHERS 106 MILES -




SENIOR MOMENT -


TAGS: first extinction ark humor
Rating: 4.71/5

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lgvernon - April 19, 2012, 12:41 am

Thanks!~
ughomer - April 18, 2012, 6:07 pm
Funny as I'll get out, LG!


BROTHERS IN ARMS - I'd carry you through the flames of hell, my flesh burned to the bone, Through places where the demons dwell, you'll never be alone. We are brothers, now and always.


TAGS: war hell soldiers brothers always
Rating: 4.61/5

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pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:31 pm
It censors two 'T's? Huh?
pickleviper - May 31, 2012, 7:30 pm
b***on that lip, soldier!
falloutghoul - May 31, 2012, 6:56 pm
HOO'AH!
pickleviper - May 29, 2012, 4:12 pm
Thank you.
Rick69 - May 29, 2012, 3:05 pm
Very nice message... One which I would share to my brethrens...
pickleviper - May 28, 2012, 7:53 pm
No soldiers were harmed in this pic. It was taken during a training exercise.


ONLY BIKERS KNOW - WHY A DOG STICKS HIS HEAD OUT OF A CAR WINDOW


TAGS: bikers
Rating: 4.9/5

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rerun - June 2, 2012, 10:34 am

love this


BELIEVE IT OR NOT - but there is a thin line between bravery & stupidity.




LONELINESS - The worst thing in this world isn't being alone. It's being surrounded by people that make you feel like you're alone.


TAGS: lonely worst world people alone
Rating: 4.7/5

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WTFO - September 30, 2012, 11:50 pm
Guess who had the double-bean burrito?
th3capone45 - September 30, 2012, 1:52 am
So true...


FRANKLY MY DEAR, - I won't build a dam.


TAGS: beavers dam build frankly
Rating: 4.66/5

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Reality Lord - February 7, 2012, 5:11 pm

well done
EsCurve - February 7, 2012, 1:21 pm
Nice!
GaryO - February 7, 2012, 6:41 am
...and it's nice one
bofthree - February 7, 2012, 12:42 am
My very first post! I'm so excited. :)


CLIFF CLAVIN ON BEER -


TAGS: reprint of a classic diatribe from cheers for your enjoyment pleasure
Rating: 4.25/5

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Thedge - September 1, 2014, 12:58 am
Tried the alibi. DID NOT WORK ! Wife said, Norm's a moron! No argument available to counter.
BoneCD - December 16, 2009, 12:39 am
Thanks Space
spacedog - December 15, 2009, 6:31 pm
Excellent Bone! 5Ls.
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 3:14 pm
My pleasure Mr. C
CANADA - December 15, 2009, 3:13 pm
LMAO! another perfect poster Bone!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:48 pm
LMAO
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:32 pm
Great poster man, i was more going for the Ron Burgandy "its Science" but that works to.
GreyScorpion - December 15, 2009, 2:26 pm
I'll drink to that!!... 5 frosty cold ones!!
BoneCD - December 15, 2009, 2:20 pm
Thanks Bovee, now that song is never going to leave my head
Bovee - December 15, 2009, 2:10 pm
Its Science.


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: perspective hug falling
Rating: 4.29/5

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ReRac - May 18, 2011, 6:40 pm
HAHA< even tho that is not "me when drunk" I will when I get a chance. Thanks!
Reality Lord - May 18, 2011, 7:40 am

nice....post this to "whileiwasdrunk.com"
CaptainBaked - May 18, 2011, 6:18 am
HAHA! Nice...


MOTIFAKE'S -


TAGS: motifake first unofficial iq test we all failed
Rating: 4.43/5

More motifakes by the1stCOMMI3

MissPriss - December 5, 2014, 9:34 pm
Left...right?
stormXIII - March 3, 2013, 6:50 pm
my brains tell me I don't even have to know graphics to (hopefully) do witty sentences on motifake
ICEMAN - October 6, 2011, 12:37 am
Yep, the bong was empty.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - October 5, 2011, 3:22 am
I looked left, there was a bong there, I got distracted....that was 4 hours ago. Do I still fail?


DEADPOOL - His secret ingredient is love. ~ Just kidding, it's napalm.


TAGS: remember kids it takes a lot of energy to keep up with deadpool so be sure to eat all seventeen courses of your breakfast assignment for december 13 smells
Rating: 3.94/5

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K0rNb4LL - February 15, 2013, 2:32 am
For those that don't know him also keep in mind that Deadpool is clinically insane and does crazy stuff like what is in the pic almost every opportunity he can. He's gotten really popular lately.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:26 pm
mp Mr. C
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:24 pm
Thanks Bone!
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:17 pm
"Deadpool" (one word) is super hero - "Dead Pool" (two words) for betting on who is going to die next.
BoneCD - December 13, 2009, 10:15 pm
Some kind of marvel super hero...but those of that are betting kinda guys refer to the "Dead Pool" as a list of names were we bet on who's going to die next - mostly celebs. What?!? Never heard?
CANADA - December 13, 2009, 10:10 pm
i may have asked this before but whats dead pool?


CHUCK NORRIS - Chuck doesn't use the force, the force uses Chuck


TAGS: chucknorris starwars
Rating: 3.14/5

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tomyironmane - July 30, 2013, 9:08 pm
Chuck Norris doesn't use the force. Chuck Norris IS the force.
thecrotchetyoldcynic - March 31, 2013, 10:32 pm
Lol! That's one I haven't heard of. 5 roundhouse force kicks.


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